59 : Pee on the Seat

59/365
2/8/2010

Characters:
Drunk Man
College Boy
Woman
Child
Young Woman

Setting:
Public Restroom

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A Drunk Man staggers into a public restroom.

Drunk:   Almost… almost.

He urinates all over the seat.  After, he flushes the toilet and staggers out.

A few moments later, a College Boy walks into the restroom and sees the state of the toilet.

College:  Really?  Are you kidding?  Fuck it; whatever.

The College Boy puts the seat up with his foot.  He proceeds to urinate, and when finished, flushes the toilet and leaves the restroom.

Soon after, a Woman walks in and sees the toilet and is disgusted.  She walks over to the toilet and hikes her skirt up and stands over the bowl.  She urinates into the toilet and flushes.  She then washed her hands, dries them, then leaves the restroom.

A Child enters the restroom and sees someone’s pee’d all over the toilet.

Child:  Ewwwww.

They grab a bunch of paper towels and wipe it down, throwing the paper towels out after.  They then use the potty and flush.  They wash their hands, dry them, then walk out.

As the Child leaves the restroom, the Drunk Man enters hurriedly.  He rushes in and throws up all over the toilet.

Drunk:   Oh man, that’s better.

Drunk Man exits the bathroom.

A Young Woman enters the restroom and sees the messy toilet.

Y. Woman:  I can hold it.

Young Woman leaves restroom.